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MARCH
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There
may be trou-ble ahead. But as long as there’s
music…
Welcome to our recession-proof, ‘hug-a-banker’
March Newsletter! Those poor little bankers! How
were they to know that by getting a few little
loans wrong, they would cause the housing market
to grind to a halt, the economy to flounder…
and the fall-out, all those property programmes
(sorry, Channel 4!) But hey, it was a mistake
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All that’s needed is confidence, positive-thinking,
optimism, even, which, as we Dedgooders know, starts
with a great dance beat! And so you have it, the answer
to life, the Universe and economic recession…DED111
Latino Nuevo 2 by dancemeister Shahrooz Raoofi.
It’s even more infectious and intoxicating than
CDGML 7900 Latino Nuevo. Phew!! Think Lorenz and his
‘butterfly effect ‘, one day a banker taps
his foot to Esperanza, a bit of a ripple effect, then
green shoots, bit of sunshine and someone buys my bloody
house! Add 3 minutes of Café Latino and temperatures
rise so high that it’s suddenly summer (no central
heating/global warming effect required). Shahrooz is
to Dance Latino, what Hervé Leger’s Bandage
Dress is to the female form, without the need to hold
in your tummy. So let it all hang out and salsa –
your economy needs you!
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Latino
Nuevo 2
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Dubsteppin'
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Right
then, with all of that sorted out, let’s move
onto something really different. DED112 Dubsteppin’,
courtesy of the ever-adaptable R Edwards. A dark and
moody mix of deep reggae bass and half-time jungle
rhythms – sample The Mechanic for its thrilling
tenseness and Slider for its dark ambience, all underpinned
by a weighty bass. One to spurn the formula and break
the mould, it’s more mad, psychopathic dentist
than happy banker – if you ever wondered what
sort of a choon you could get out of a dental drill,
give it a listen! Don’t worry, it’s not
going to hurt…
To get your hands on the pair, email cdsplease@dedgood.co.uk
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And next, it’s game-on
to Alan Hudson of CWA, the winner of our last Newsletter
competition. Alan correctly identified Lara Croft
in a competition, which, strangely, attracted an almost
entirely male response, and bagged himself a £70
games voucher.
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To enter our new competition with a great prize (we
just have to decide what it’s going to be –
event tickets or a hamper, or maybe we’ll just
let the winner choose), just tell us the name of the
famous building on Threadneedle Street,
and we’ll put your name in the bag. email: bag@dedgood.co.uk
and we'll do the rest. |
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Knowing
what cheery chaps all those bankers are, we’re
sure they would like our collection of favourite
banker jokes.
1. Q: What’s the definition of optimism?
A: A banker ironing 5 shirts on a Sunday evening
2. Q: What’s the difference between a pigeon
and an investment banker?
A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
3. Q: In current conditions, what’s the
best way to make a small fortune?
A: Start out with a large one.
4. Q: What’s the worst job to be in at present?
A: An Icelandic bank robber
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We’ll be back soon with top tips, no doubt another
silly competition to insult your intelligence and, thankfully,
more great music. Chin up.
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Ded
Good Team |
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